At 70, I know mine are!😉

HMcB, may I refer you to my cousin's statement about stupid men (26th at 2243)

I've led a very sheltered life.

I didn't understand it anyway!

HMcB "Col where are you when your mate needs you?"
I went out for a meal! All this arrive while I was out, I'll have to take my laptop with me next time.
Now, to the simplicity of men noted above. I told my female cousin how the Doctor in A&E had left me alone with my father while the monitor showed zero blood oxygen. Her reply was that "all men are stupid". I didn't tell her, but the doctor was a woman!

re: man's rules link 😀😀

These may help:

The man's rules: http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm

The woman's rules: http://home.online.no/~warnckew/jokes/women-rules.html

StevieH I'm glad to see you conceding that men are simple, although us women have known that for a long time......😋😀😀

There would be at least 12 volumes if it were a book on understanding blokes 😉

Steve, this is just volume 1.
HMcB the picture was sent to me with that caption, by a woman! I have known her for 20 years, and her last email cut off communication. [P.S. "...dangerously young man"; where do you get the "young" from?]

following SteveH's joke on the quotes thread on 24th October.