Perhaps i'm still abit bitter when i think back how much i spent on Andrex lol i didn't think it possible for a man to use 3 rolls in a week though wonder what technique he uses perhaps he just backs up to the loo roll holder and pulls it between his legs till the mark disappears lol moving on now lol have you done your packing ?? lol

Ooooh - a bit harsh pet. He'd be too busy laughing to help and probably use them to dry the tears from his eyes! :~😈😈

I have my moments lol
Just think if minty had of been with you you could have dried yourself off with his loo rolls seems he never goes anywhere with his three rolls lol my ex used to use three rolls a week but she was full of shit lol

Thanks CW 🙂
OMG FL! you silver tongued smoothy you! 😋😈😈😈

Matt is was such a giggle and a lovely way to spend a couple of hours - wet or dry! :~😈

If there were Minty do you think I would show them? 😋🙂

Thanks Wiggy shes a natural isn't she????? lol hope you didn't hurt yourself Love??? but falling from 16 plus 2 hands was nothing compared to when you fell from heaven 🙂lol

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That smile is an attempt to look in control!!
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