Just joking!

16/10/2011 23:08
by ali-bach

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

show comments 12 Comment(s)  · 3551 views
Report message

Comments (12)

ali-bach 16/10/2011 23:08

Man goes to the GP, GP - tells him he has very rare disease called Yellow 24. Man - why is it called that? GP - because you have 24 hours to live. Man goes home to his wife who says she will take him to Bingo to cheer him up! He has never played before, he wins the four corners and wins 30 pound, he then wins the full house and wins 350 pound the game then goes national and he wins the jackpot of 350,000 pounds, the caller asks him to go up and she says they have never had anyone win all three on one night, she says to him you must a very lucky guy, the man says lucky I have Yellow 24, she says you have won the raffle too!!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

ali-bach 16/10/2011 23:04

Hey BK I don't know the answer! What do you call a donkey with three legs? A plinky plonky donkey!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />

Forever lost 16/10/2011 22:18

A bum ! lol

The Mind is Willing 16/10/2011 21:29

no idea why he's frustrated and legless!!!!

Beekeeper 16/10/2011 21:28

Hey Terence if you still have no I deer....what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and in rutting season?

Ultreia (Jo & Alan) 16/10/2011 20:35

Really unlucky <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Terence ( Terry ) 16/10/2011 20:16

still KNOW I DEER <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Beekeeper 16/10/2011 20:14

I don't know, but what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Ultreia (Jo & Alan) 16/10/2011 08:37

Unlucky<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Forever lost 16/10/2011 08:15

I've NO I DEER ali what do you call a deer with no eyes??

Corrie 16/10/2011 00:00

blind?

Please log in to add comments.