Let me tell you a story......
Ok, for those of you who are still checking in & have nowt else better to do, I have a little idea to give us a bit of light relief..
We’re going to write a story!😀 Each person adds just one line containing a MAXIMUM of 8 words. Nothing virus related please!
I’ll start us off.....
I looked out of my window and saw.....
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... but his injury and limp meant that he ...
…to burn some energy in order to sleep…👍
... he had drunk too much coffee 😮 and needed ...
...oops, wrong thread!!!!!
Perhaps singing…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbJBnkRkFo…will get us in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vOUYry_5Nw for at least one and then …https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIjutUhVNo
🙂
... very excited when he realised that ...
... and Bruce didn't want to miss seeing ...
...time for the next episode of 'Bondi Rescue'...
... time flies! By now, it was almost ...
what a load of codswallop THAT was!😋
We....
...Muscle Shoals Rhythm Section and...
... romantic music being played by the ...
...fish & chips and mushy...
Miss T: hi T. is that ONE line each ?
I would not worry as others can't read 😎
Oops, sorry...I obviously can’t count!!😊
😂
..stalking!😮 She went home & left Bruce & I....
... against it, because of her recent conviction for ...
…thought about contacting The Police but decided…
...jellyfish!😮 The tickling turned to stinging, so she...
... she had been tickled by a large ...
...suppress a fit of the giggles because...
... his limp and "Sheila" having managed to ...
!😂😂
Anyway, Bruce & I carried on walking, despite....
... and flirtatious frogs fraternizing on the Folkestone foreshore ...
…Llamas lolloping languidly in Leek…
…bunnies bounding on the bridge in Bakewell, alongside…
...wombats waltzing on the beach in Worthing!
Besides....
... naughty 'seaside' postcards with pictures of ...
…collecting postage stamps with sea views and…
... that was nothing compared to his obsession for ...
...I knew Bruce had a penchant for...
... embarrass her by revealing ...
...on the beach, keeping her beady eye on...
... mother-in-law, who also happened to be ...
…advice about “Sheila”, his pet-name for his…
... visit a doctor to get some ...
...and wondered if that Baywatch audition was a...
... our romantic stroll, but he was now limping ...
...they legged it quick!😂 Bruce & I resumed....
... but they couldn't count that far, so ...
… were hoping to get to a thousand islands…
...date with some salad dressings that...
...go out for the evening on a...
... other crabs were getting ready to ...
... just wishful thinking? By now, ...
…morphed into Daryl Hannah or was it…
... mermaid 😍 who had suddenly ...
…pulled a mussel, or was it a...
....he hadn’t done his stretches that morning!🤕
“Oh!”.....
...pride as he realised that...
... because he might injure his ...
...thinking not a good idea at his age...
big toe!”😂
Bruce flexed his muscles & lunged...
I forgot the speech marks! 😮
... said, 😈 "or I'll attach this to your ... "
... said, 😈 or I'll attach this to your ...
very large pincer at us!😮 “Go away!” it....
... a large crab emerged, waving its ...
we raced towards. When we reached it....
...an enormous seashell that...
... with a lifeguard called ... 😮
Story Time Returns!😋
Same rules as before....
Max of 8 words per line...
Here we go...(again😉)
One sunny day, I walked along the beach....
Yes, many thanks Tracey, and everyone else too😀. I can count to eight now, but I don't think I'll be getting a job as an author anytime soon! 😮
Andy, I too was enjoying it but I got the impression that others were getting a bit bored🤔 Maybe I’ll start another one in a week or so.
Thanks for your feedback!🙂
T.x
Miss T, a pity because was loving it! Thank you for coming up with the idea. I look forward to your next challenge!🙂
Hi Mitch!🙂 I think our story has come to an end now but it was fun...& very daft...while it lasted!😀
Thanks to everyone who was bonkers enough to join in, I’m sure it raised a few laughs.🙂
Back to the drawing board for me, so watch out!😉
T.x
It's been a hard day's night
...rable train to Georgia!
. . Cause they hadn’t got the memo. . . .
...so Flopsy Mopsy Cottontail and Peter all went to bed, ready for another day.
. . . Call the whole thing off.. (little tap dance) . .
...this story will become even more nonsensical! Let’s.....
...like Harry Styles and Niall Horan, otherwise...
. . . behave like a ‘normal’ OD person . . . .
🔝 ɥʇɹou puıɟ oʇ ʎɹ⊥
..pondered, else dust off my compass and...
. . . . I’ll improvise and use my useless GPS device she . . .
iron tablets or Viagra to navigate with ...
both climbing mam tor without any
...pony. Or was it Barbie doll?...
[Back to the Two Ronnies, answering the question asked before!!!!]
..both of whom were cowering in the corner!
...who were playing I spy with my little....
troglodyte and the Incredible Hulk ...
Put it away, you'll frighten the
...ah, only a car exhaust backfiring. Thank goodness...
“Oh my goodness!” She said. “What the heck.....
... Bang! ...
she took a deep breath and...
...and wondered about blowing up a balloon, so...
. . . she straightened her straw (paper one) . . .
- it's that beer back again she thought -
. . . .she felt an eerily familiar draught . . .
...but realised she'd got order of sentences mixed!
... and wondered if Geordie, Mancunian, Liverpudlian or Surrey...
... and thought, 'I really must lose some weight' ...
she thought Duane Eddy was back but no -
. . . . she heard a twang . . . .
, as she bent to get in the car...
...for which the Karloffs were grateful for. But...
. . . so he could replace Boris should need arise . . . .
... troglodyte who was learning to read and count ...
...she hitched a lift with a tall dark...
Find her over 60’s railcard so . . . . .
had something on her mind but couldn't...
Meanwhile on a midnight train Georgia . . . .
...before realising he was in different Beatles' film!
"Gug, gug ajoo" sang the walrus
....a yellow submarine heading straight towards him!....
...took a dip in the water and saw...
....tripped over some balls....
sought a gnu, for a song for two
....a happy hippopotamus wandered across the fairway! He....
...at the beautiful golf course in Augusta, Georgia...
Chapter 3...
Next door, in the land of green jackets....
A great idea, Miss T. Am looking forward to the next installment🙂
Oh pleaseee a Chapter 3, it's sooo funny
I've already disgraced myself 😮
Have you all had enough now or should there be a chapter 3? 🤔
...before settling down to that pint of beer!
green blob which was actually R1chard's jacket
...and chop chop chopped his way through the....
...Edward Scissorhands appeared as if by magic...
. . . not peeled them with their metal knives then . . . .
It tasted like ... 'Smash'
Miss T: Sorry - I didn't read the post carefully enough 🤔 - I wondered why I was being called verbose, and I understand Walking On's (19 to the octet) comment now!
...which Jo1 had made earlier!😉 It tasted like....
....and in the spaceship, there was a funny...
M1960: you’re only supposed to use a MAX of 8 words! Do keep up!lol
'They're all barking mad here,' thought the Incredible Hulk, as he paddled in the beer.
But all was not lost! A spaceship appeared....
where the landlady didn't know what to do
As it overflowed out of a village pub . . . . .
Whilst drinking beer through a straw (paper one!)
who can talk at 19 to the octet
Or point at the Verbose man in Surrey . . . .
'Take some iron tablets with your Viagra,' suggested one of the villagers, 'then you'll spin round and point north.'
- the Incredible Hulk had lost his bearings -
green blob rolled across the village green
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, in the village of Notworthbotherinwith, a large....
...and no good for blowing up balloons!
Until too her hands became really really soft . . .
who'd eaten too many pot noodles!!! 🙂.........
So she laughed and laughed at that man...
that some women can't speak only eight words!!! 🙂........
[hands not hand]!
...that 'hand that do dishes...'
But I’ve dreamt all my life of being a hare, and I heard, from a fairy in a teapot.....
You're a rabbit not a hare, he replied!!😋
...said the hairless bunny!...
. . . .don’t eat that rubbish! Your hair will disappear! . . .
...heating up his Pot Noodles...
...but the mouse wasn’t listening as he was..
...particularly cirrocumulus, cirrus, cirrostratus, altocumulus, altostratus, and nimbostratus...
a cloud . . ‘ I love clouds’ he said . . . .
a very large tree trunk and he said..
The rabbit jumped up and banged his head on....
...playing game of hide & seek.
In the balloon was a mouse and rabbit....
. . . just floating up above him . . . .
....I noticed a big multicoloured hot air balloon...
I spotted LaurieC putting his boots on . . . .
Meanwhile, on the road to Garstang.....
No! You misheard! I said ‘She’s from Preston’!. . .
“I’m practicing my line dancing!” he replied...
You’re slow enough going forwards!!🤣
Why are you walking backwards?
..and as I walked towards him, I shouted...
. . got on my friggin nerves after a while . . .
...so I decided to join him. The singing...
Where’s he going at this hour I wondered . . .
...and he was singing a song about elephants....
The wrong way round.
I saw Lazlo putting his boots on,
Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye.......
Skiddaw, wishing I was up there looking down