Joke for the blokes

16/01/2011 00:45
by UJ Ultreia (Jo & Alan)

A man takes his wife to her 20yr school reunion. On a nearby table is that drunk, all alone. "Who's that?" asks the husband.
"My old boyfriend" replys the wife, "he started drinking when we split up and hasn't been sober since.
"OMG" says the husband, "you wouldn't think a bloke could celebrate that long"
(all swear words exchanged in case they offend anyone) lol

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The Mind is Willing 16/01/2011 00:45

I don't know I found it very amusing but seeing as I'm a little enibriated at the moment it's hardly surprising!!!

Chris 15/01/2011 18:19

Boo! Cut n paste☹

Chris 15/01/2011 18:18

A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going. “I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”

The policeman asks, “Really? And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”

“My wife!"

Forever lost 14/01/2011 23:14

Great jokes,very funny
FL

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