TMiW & FL (FO) Part 3!!!

I've watched so many and each one had made me cry I'm giving them up! :~:😀
Oh there's enough of everything food and drink wise to keep me merry Christmas! Is the things you can't buy I need!!! 😈😈

No Christmas film Love ??????
I went out couldn't park the car so came back home it was awful out there Love your in the best place its forecast worse to come so if it knocks off for abit slip out and stock up on the drink Love heaven forbid you should run dry 😋😋 lol

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I'm sat in my house all curled up listening to the rain on my conservatory and thankful I don't have to go out today!!! 😀

Awwwwwww Love you can be hurtful at times i'll have you know my wrapping is perfection itself after 4 hours it should be lol i can't wait to open my new slippers i've wrapped them in case they were the only present i had !!!!! lol
Thats good Love now you can sit back and enjoy the peace and quiet🙂i've still got abit to do hope to be done by mid afternoon then i've got to decorate the living room as its also Kims Birthday on Christmas day it was abit of a struggle trying to get Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday on the same tag !!!!!! lol
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks your sooooooooo kind Love i'll PM you 🙂

😈😈😈😈😈 Sadly no - watching a man wrap presents is always a laugh!
Yes everything is done.
Oh dearest yours is so special it has to be handed to you in person. What was your address again?!!! 😋😈😈

Blimey Love were you watching me through the window ????? you should have knocked the door you could have helped me 🙂lol
Yes Love got Terence the turkey who is now slowly defrosting should be totally defrosted by the Big Day fingers crossed don't want the tom tits do we lol
Did you managed to get all your last minutes jobs done still haven't received my present yet ???????
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Hove you had a successful shopping morning and hope the christmas cd is on whilst your present wrapping with the obligatory bit of christmas cheer in a glass!!! 😋😈😈😈😈
Have a wonderful time my dear friend 😉😈

You know me toooooo well Love only had an hour on the sofa ok may have been two but whos counting that was the latest night i'd had for years totally throw my body clock out,i'm not like you who comes awake at midnight !!!! lol
Thats very nice of you i popped round to see my first partners father to take him a card had half hour there then popped back up my sisters to pick up the presents she'd get me off the internet for her kids don't know why i forgot them the night before !!!!!!lol
Right better make a move shopping to do before the masses get there and clear the shelfs then present wrapping this afternoon wow what an exciting life i lead lol
Have fun Love

Well it is Christmas! 🙂
Took my mother in law out for a birthday lunch but cos I was driving wasnt drinking. Need to put one more Xmas pressy together then I'm done!
Hope you haven't fallen asleep on the sofa! 😈😈😈

Thanks Love 🙂 i'll do it tomorrow as i've just got back from my sisters rather the worse for wear 🙂lol and am just having a hour with my pussy by the tree with a Christmas cd on 🙂
Hope you've had a good night too 🙂

I think that's a splendid idea Chuck 😀

Thanks Love 🙂 lol
Is it really ????? three years doesn't time fly when your having fun🙂perhaps for our anniversary we should start a part four it could also be our Christmas present to each other too 🙂(cost cutting)and this one is getting rather long again🙂
I'll do my best Love 🙂🙂

That sounds like the perfect card for your Mum!!! 😈😈😈
I think our anniversary is coming up don't you? Three Years and you have kept me very amused through all of it. I hope you manage to keep me laughing through 2014 too 😀🙂

I should hope not it was only 16.57 was you waiting for 5 you good girl you some say i have a drink but i say i haven't i like it 🙂lol I was out looking at Christmas cards and i did your trick Love i took a photo of one i thought was funny i was going to get it for my mother it read
"Madam ,can I interest you in something cheeky and alcoholic???"
"Thank you but i already have a son"
but i thought again lol
It wasn't wasted Love it very much appreciated 🙂

Cheeky! No I wasn't drinking! Thought you probably be too busy from now on and just thought I'd say hello before the year end cos I'm thoughtful like that 😋. I don't know - wasted on a man! 😈😈😈

Morning Love i don't know what to say i feel abit choked perhaps my cererals gone down the wrong way lol perhaps overwhelmed is a better word🙂lol thank you and Kim and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas too and that 2014 brings you everything you could wish for 🙂🙂🙂
P.s were you drinking again yesterday ??? lol

To my lovely penpal! Have a wonderful Christmas with the lovely Kim & Co and all the very best for 2014. 😉🙂🙂

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You are awful - but I like you! 😋😉

Cheeky 🙂getting your own back for my previous comment hey Love 🙂 nooooooooooooooo i'm not lol

I try not to ask for things out of my reach FL! 😋 Size isn't everything you know!(apparently) :~☹
Surely you're not a guy who feels inadequate are you???!!!
If only it was as good as a Hells Angel!!! :~:~:~😈😈😈😈

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What a dopey what you hoping for for Christmas a brain 🙂wasn't that what the tinman was looking for ????? lol
I've got a big one tree that is 🙂had to larf the other day mom said she'd brought a real tree so i called in to have a look she'd put a string of 20 lights on it and that looked to many !!!!!! lol
I love to sit looking at mine too the tree that is why do i always feel the need to say that ???? lol sometimes i sit round a candle too and when it gets really cold i light it 🙂
I'm sure you have the voice of an angel an Hells Angel 🙂

Cheeky! 😋
Opened the boot put my key in my jacket pocket, took my jacket off and left it in the boot then slammed the boot down!!!!!:~:~☹
Nah not really it's only a small one but I like sitting there and looking at it in the dark! 🙂😋
I'm sure they will! 😀
I know that's why we go! 😋😈😈😈
You never want me singing anywhere!!!! I don't want everyone to walk faster to get away from me!!! :~😈😈😋

Not again Love so thats why you were hobbling thought perhaps your early night had slipped you a crippler so to speak🙂
Don't tell me you opened the boot with the key then put the key on the boot floor changed your footwear then slammed the boot down am i right ????? lol
I bet it looks lovely well worth the wait 😉i'm sure the girls will help Love and a little drinky tooooooo🙂
Its good Love but remember it is a kids film lol theres some songs you can sing on a OD walk you'll know which ones i mean once you've seen it🙂

Planning on taking my sister to see that so that's good to know 🙂

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Early night on my own ☹
Walked on the Saturday but cos my boots still hadn't arrived took my old ones - bad mistake. Ripped my heels again!!!! ☹☹☹ Then locked myself out of my car!!:~:~ Cost me £50!!!
Yes tree went up yesterday 😋
Still not in the mood though. Seeing the girls on Thursday so hopefully that might do it! 😉😀

Now i know you've been drinking Love 🙂
Early night with anybody i know ???? whisper it to me Love don't want everybody knowing lol
Had a lovely weekend thank you Love went to see Frozen at the cinema yesterday really enjoyed it even the singing lol
Got that tree up yet ?????🙂

All the more reason to miss the post FL! 😋🙂
Well you can try!:~
Was going to do it tonight but things got in the way and I need an early night.
You know it didn't! 😋😉😈😈
Have a restful weekend chuck

No surprises this week Love maybe next week hey but don't leave it to late don't want you missing the last post or i may have to pop up for it 🙂
I did like the glasses otherwise i won't have brought them lol i'm hoping they will may the cheap wine i'm going to pour into them taste like a more expensive one lol
Well the weekend is here again and time to put your tree up me thinks 🙂if you haven't already done so,mines on now and i'll be sitting down by it later with a glass of wine watching a christmas film🙂have a great night too Love and weekend whatever you get up to🙂
P.s did your present arrive ???????

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Not at all sweetie but I liked the photo so I thought I'd change it. I would have to feel that you would like them in order to buy them. I never get gifts that have been nudged in my direction, there's no fun or surprise in that! 😋😀

Morning Love or should that be All stand for Queen Claudette🙂lol love the new profile pic🙂
Must remember to give you my address next time we walk together 🙂i could always send you the receipt for the Galway Crystal glasses i brought sunday if you like and they could be off you as my christmas present 🙂lol
Hope your feeling much,much better now Love 🙂

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No I'm usually happy to spend mine - I just didn't think I'd got much until I got the bill!!! 😮:~ I like buying gifts for friends and family, I don't usually need a reason either!
Surely the downside is opening on a Sunday at all!
Mmmmm not feeling that much better!!! :~😋😈😈

Doesn't spending money always make a woman happier 🙂or is that only when its someone elses !!!!! lol well my wallets going to be infinitely lighter today as i'm off christmas shopping again think it may be Brum again lol only down side is the opening times of a sunday
Don't forget to write your letter to Santa now your back on the good girl list🙂
Put a few decorations up today Love after all it is the 1st that'll help too🙂

Cards written - me happier but only just! Managed to get out after two days to pick up provisions and buy a birthday present and came home with an infinitely lighter purse!!! :~😀

Yes love i got the general giste of it your not feeling it 🙂i've woke up with abit of a cold too strange how things happen to you when your asleep don't think it as bad as yours as i could still smell laila cat shit ten steps from the bottom of the stairs so hopefully it'll be gone before the days out,the cold that is lol
Yes get them cards written perhaps have a little glass of bubbles whilst doing them start getting into the festive mood perhaps slip a santa hat on too🙂
Right better set about putting this erection up my tree that is i know how your mind works well thats when you well 🙂
So later when i'm on line i want to hear your in a better mood Love or Santa won't come to you 🙂

That should have been God but I guess you get the giste anyway! :~😉

Having a bit of a relapse! ☹ Coughing and sneezing between typing! Nope not really in the Christmas spirit yet. Will write my Christmas cards this weekend - the ones for America need to be sorted and posted so maybe that will help. Not feeling in the mood to bother - no one ever sees it but me! Good I'm a miserable sod this evening. Time for bed I think. Night 🙂

That should have been God but I guess you get the giste anyway! :~😉

That should have been God but I guess you get the giste anyway! :~😉

Having a bit of a relapse! ☹ Coughing and sneezing between typing! Nope not really in the Christmas spirit yet. Will write my Christmas cards this weekend - the ones for America need to be sorted and posted so maybe that will help. Not feeling in the mood to bother - no one ever sees it but me! Good I'm a miserable sod this evening. Time for bed I think. Night 🙂

Glad to hear that Love 🙂 and glad to hear your on the mend too 🙂
So are you in the festive mood after the Big Bash ???? i've just started putting up some of the usual tat going to do the tree tomorrow as i like to take me time and get it just right as i'm rather fussy what it looks like lol how about you ???or do you just throw them up lol🙂

Just the replacements for my last ones that leaked and split after less than 6 months. Feet are in the best shape they've been for awhile! Thanks for asking 😋😉😀

Not more new boots !!!!!! how are the trotters now Love ?????🙂

Thanks for thinking of my welfare love 🙂
Oh we won't be walking round the house just the grounds - Highpeakman is a hard task master! 😈😈😈 Well my new boots haven't arrived yet. I have another crappy pair so I'll just have to hope the ground isn't too bad :~

Thanks Love lol
After this weekend Love i think its time to hang up your boots for a while and rest i don't think you'll be needing them for Chatsworth well i wouldn't be happy if you walked round my home in boots nevermind a stately home lol🙂

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You're such a charmer FL!!
Exactly! 😉😈

Lol ofcourse they will 🙂 theres got to be one there that thinks wow wouldn't mind abit of that 😉thats a black country compliment by the way we have a certain way with words lol 🙂🙂
I know you will Love after all your hard work i'm damn sure you will 🙂

I doubt it at least not until I fall over! 😈😈

Not too bad. I'll make it don't you worry! 😉😈😈😈

Lol not at all 🙂
Good idea Love but some how i don't think it'll work because everybodies going to be watching you now lol
How you feeling now ???

Ooops messaged from my mobile it like things in duplicate at the very least! 🙂

😈😈😈😈 Not like you to offend anyone! 😋😀
That's a good idea! Anytime I fall over from drinking too much I'll blame on him! 😈😈😈😈

😈😈😈😈 Not like you to offend anyone! 😋😀
That's a good idea! Anytime I fall over from drinking too much I'll blame on him! 😈😈😈😈

Morning Love lol i'm sober now lol where did that weekend go 🙂
Did i offend anybody i'll have a quick look 🙂
Perhaps you'll be swept off your feet this weekend !!!!! by the invisible man !!!! 🙂

Somebody must have! 😈😈😈
And you must still be if think I'll fall for that one! Drink plenty of water! 😋😀

Did you get me drunk lastnight !!! i've a splitting headache lol don't think i'll be drinking any german beer today lol
I know you are Love 🙂 and there is a man out there worthy of such a lovely woman (creep creep) somewhere 🙂

I'm an old fashioned kind of girl FL :~ I like to be swept off my feet and romanced. I guess that's why I'm still single! :~:~

Perhaps thats where your going wrong Love sometimes the man likes the woman to take the lead shows she willing and enjoys it as well 🙂
Salsa theres nothing to it a few spins;dives,knots,etc,etc 🙂

You are in a very mischevious mood tonight aren't you FL? 😋 I told you about my new salsa moves and they're not the xmas bash because as far as I'm aware none of the men salsa and I'm a follower not a leader!!!

You naughty girl you 🙂 brought the Lovers Guide from Poundland have you ??? i did 🙂

Now who's sarky? 😋
New moves - yes but not suitable for the Xmas bash 😋😉

Sarky Arse i went to an approved school i'll have you know 🙂
So Love have you any new positions sorrrrry moves for the big bash ??🙂

😈😈😈😈 I got a bit excited then! 😋
You know exactly what I mean

Yeah;yeah,yeah(good grammar hey Love ???? lol)
In the what Love ???? Saraha ????? no the Sahara lol what you trying to say Love ???? lol
ASIF is he a new member ????? 🙂

It's true honest!!!! 😀 I think you have the wrong idea about me! :~
Oooh a trek in the Saraha sounds exciting! Are you sure she's your sister?!!! Well you better sort it quick smart tomorrow!
The dance floor obviously! 😮😮 Shame on you FL AS IF!!!!!!

Yeah Love keep telling yourself that and you'll believe it 🙂
Why have i had it in my head its the last weekend i should have remembered it,its my sisters birthday the 22nd shes away doing a trek in the Sahara i'm hoping the heat gets to her and she forgets i haven't brought her a present lol
For the dancefloor Love or the bedroom floor them beds maybe abit noisey !!!!! 🙂

I know! I'm quite a little wallflower me ☹
The life of a single girl isn't always fun you know

Anyway I'm saving all my energy for next weekend! 😈😈😈😈

Nothing new there Love all my women scream 😋
Whats this in on a friday night ???? and not on deathes door like last week 🙂

😈😈😈😈😈 shame there is no sound here. I just screamed. 😋

Boo 🙂

Hello Dear
Yes getting better thank you 🙂
It's still rained quite a bit today though :~

Hope your feeling much better today Love and the rain as knocked off 🙂
Hey Ho soon be Ho ho ho 😉lol

Poor you! ☹ Well I guess you might be thankful at least you won't be able to hear any nagging Kim might be doing!! 😋😀😀
Been laid up in bed - my body feels like someone has been using me like a punch bag! ☹ Beginning to feel better now though but the constant rain is depressing isn't it! Hey Ho! 🙂

Tooooooooooo quiet !!!!!!! never 🙂 my ears have only just stopped ringing lol
Have a good day Love 🙂

Funny you should mention that Hun. Had difficulty getting to sleep last night! I think it was too quiet! 😈😈😈

Never suffered from that Love my brains to small lol hope they don't make you suffer any nightmares lol
Just watching tv about people with loads of pets theres a woman in Conwy who as 50 dogs just glad she wasn't toooooo close to our caravan too lol

No the bubbles were lovely! 😀 The headache was more like "ice-cream brain freeze". It was so wet I personally didn't take many actual pictures but there were enough mental pictures to keep me going for months!!! :~😋😈😈

lol that was to many bubbles Love 🙂Glad you had a great weekend 🙂haven't looked at any pics yet will have a look tonight as its back to work today so better crack on and make some lunch catch you later 🙂

OMG poor you!! :~😀
Oh the guys were just very entertaining with the help of a drink or two! 😀 I was laughing so much I gave myself a headache! :~

lol what happened there had abit of your trouble Love 🙂it was apart from the noise at night when i saw the pic of the caravan on the internet i thought that looks nice some greenary at the back so the bedroom isn't over looked incase i started strutting around in my thong little did i realise the only reason there wasn't a caravan there was because there was two train lines and then about 50 ft from them was the A55 then to top it off the Police helicopter base was next needless to say i won't be booking that one again but the area was lovely lol🙂
Tell me more then Love 🙂

That good was it?!! 😈😈😈
Mine was hilarious! But I'll only say this once! 😈😈😈

Have done Love🙂you have a GREAT weekend🙂

Have done Love🙂you have a GREAT weekend🙂

Have done Love🙂you have a GREAT weekend🙂

Have fun sweetie 🙂

Bore da Love
The spider lol 🙂
Right Love have a good week were off to sunny Wales and still got to pack lol 🙂🙂joking all done 🙂🙂

The last you saw of who - The spider or your Uncle?!!! 😈😈😈😈😋

Slippery slope Love !!!!!!!!!!!!! i drink alone yeah perhaps your right but what the hell your a long time dead and i don't have many pleasures in life besides which don't pickled things last longer or does that only apply to red cabbage and onions ????? lol
Reminds me of the day i was at my nans a huge spider ran across the floor my uncle jumped up and said i'll get my gun and as he had shot guns in his cabinet i froze but he reached for his air rifle and that was the last we saw of him lol🙂

Ha ha ha probably would if (a) wasn't so frightened that it might go for me! (b) wasn't so squirmish!!! Don't like killing anything but couldn't get close enough to pick it up!!! What is a girl to do?!! :~😈😈
Nope no plans for the evenings. Wouldn't like to start drinking alone - slippery slope!! 😋😈

The bloody nerve of it Love you want to put your foot down may i suggest right on its back lol problem solved 🙂i'm sure you'll make up for it tonight a friday night end of the week celebration 🙂

It kept coming and going FL as if it owned the place! I only had one glass and that was to get over the shock! 😈😈

Ok ok was only asking lol hope you managed to win the stand off Love and managed to get some sleep that must of been a terrible ordeal for you trapped on the settee for over 4 and half hours or did you already have a bottle of vino down the side of it !!!!!! lol🙂

From this distance it feels like he's bigger than a £2 coin!! 😮😮

Are you crazy?! If I could get that close I could get rid of it myself!!!!

Is there any chance you could place a pound coin by the side of it so i can get some idea what gun i'll need to bring with me should hate to come unperpared lol or did you want me to take it alive 🙂lol

😈😈😈😈😈 does that mean you're not coming to my rescue?! 😉

Sarky arse hope that a false widow spider now lol 🙂

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I wish! Of course you do! 😋 Have a good week

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Don't tell me porkies Love you'd only just got up 🙂lol
Half way there Love thought i'd book tomorrow off too to finish it off 🙂you know to get myself into the holiday mood unwind abit i have a very high powered stressful job you know 🙂lol

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Thought I'd wait till now to answer you. So are you packed and sorted for your trip with the girls?

Morning Love or will it be afternoon when you wake !!!!! don't you ever sleep ?????? lol 🙂

Oh you defo have to take your backpack off our arms could not stretch to that!!!!!😀

Look forward to it Love 🙂give me time to get my kit off first by that i mean backpack lol🙂

Oh it takes two to do the knot. Next time I see you I'll show you!!!
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Glad to hear it Love lol🙂
My body undulates when it likes Love especially after a bottle of chardonnay🙂perhaps if theres two of you you could call it a Lovers Knot 🙂

I'm not sure I'll ever start a new thread again FL!!!!
A body roll is where you make your body undulate its difficult to dedcribe and for me even more difficult to do! The knot (I have no idea what it's really called) is even harder to describe but funnily enough easier to get into and out of! 😀

And the left side of the bed is ??????????? not yours?????? and so left to go cold and damp lol
Body rolls and knots i'ld like to see some of these moves Love are you sure your not making them up lol perhaps abit of Tinks fairy liquid on the floor may have helped lol
As we've been friends for a while now Love would you accept abit of advice from me without taking offence or a gate for that matter lol don't start any new threads this week 🙂lol
Well have fun at work 🙂

Hi FL
Old habits die hard - the right side of the bed is mine! - all mine 🙂😈
Dancing was tricky as we did body rolls and knots! At times it felt like an upright version of twister!😋😮:~😮

In the middle of the bed Love as nobody puts Baby in the corner 🙂glad you had a great day Love and hope the dancing was just as enjoyable 🙂

The walk yesterday was great - full of people I really like mixed with a few cheeky comments surrounded by good weather and rife with the opportunity to make lots of new friends. I slept like a baby! Hope I have lots of energy for whatever today's class throws at me!!!

You missed out there Love that toad would have turned into a beautiful prince if you'd of kissed him remember happiness is a kiss shared or something like that 🙂or is that a frog ??? or are they the same really lol
Well have a good weekend Love can see your busy today 🙂save some energy for all the throws,leans,dips,jumps and whatever other comprising position you may find yourself in tomorrow🙂

Hello Dear
Thank you. Ruth and I had a little fun taking pictures on a walk out in Delamere. She seemed to spot all the interesting things. The only thing I spotted first was a toad that hoped away before we could get our cameras out! :~😈😈😈

Morning Love i needed that sleep !!!!!!! nice photos 🙂

I think your right Love 🙂Goodnight 😋 sweet dreams 🙂

I think it's your bed time! Good night 😋

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But sometimes you have to be a little naughty 🙂its these moments that we will look back on on our death bed and then we'll die with a smile on our face 🙂or maybe i'll die on the job then i'll have engraved on my stone "It was a good day to die hard" lol

Clean fun that is!!!!!!! Part of me wishes I could be (naughty that is) but nooooooo. And I hope I'm nice most of the time!

Go girl 🙂naughty but nice 🙂

Have some fun - yes that's all I'm going to admit to! :~😋😈

I bet you naughty girl you 🙂sorry couldn't resist lol three years ago love you may have been but now i think your ready to thrust away and have some fun !!!!🙂

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No! I have done bachata which I do like (no response necessary!) It's a very sexy dance but it doesn't have to be it. I also love watching Tango but it's a sensitive dance and I'm not quite that prepared to trust that much! I'm quite a shy wallflower really 🙂

Soooorrrrrrryyyyy Love didn't realise there was so many different types lol so what your really saying is you signed up for the wrong lessons lol just think you could of been having that cheap thrill by now doing a bachata 🙂are you watching Strictly Come Dancing???? i bet one or two have doing some of them moves!!!!!!🙂

None!!! 😋
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It's salsa not tango or bachata!!!

Any crisps with that ???? lol i bet you are Love i bet you are some of them moves involve rubbing your inner thighs together with your partners you naughty girl you thats normally when things get harder if you get my drift 🙂

Yesterday we did leans and small dips. Really getting into the feel of it now! 😀
Financially I can't afford to do both and keep walking ☹

Yeah and me lol
Have you tried googling it Love ??? might be one just round the corner save you geting the car out hope the lifts are getting better or should that be lifters !!!!!! lol
I thought it would be lol yes you must try oneday 🙂

Hello dear. gps - too technical for me! :~
Yes I've thought about belly dancing just haven't found anywhere nearby
Oh that's a shame. I love panelled rooms and old books. Who knows maybe I will! 🙂

Nice one Love ever thought of a gps !!! should hate for you to get lost and be late for your dancing !!! one of my customers does salsa dancing and belly dancing have you thought about having a go at that ???
Well that boat thing was as i thought abit of a flop so we didn't stop there long we walked down to the new library had an hour there went up to the 9th floor where you can look out the windows at the area theres also a lovely room on that floor too wood paneled walls,glass cabinets full of books obviously lol and a lovely ceiling worth a visit if your in the area oneday Love 🙂

Had a very lovely walk today thank you and didn't get lost! 🙂 Bought a pathfinder book for walks in Cheshire so thought I'd try it out. It was a little vague in places but all in all well described. Must have been if I could follow it! 😀 Another spot of dancing tomorrow me thinks! 😀😀

Have fun whatever you get up to Love 🙂

I think your getting the pair of you mixed up Love lol
Well another weekend is upon us what you got planned Love ???i'm off to Brum for a canal boat thing something about floating market stalls probably a load of tat but we'll go along for a hour or two lol was only there last saturday to watch my sister and 13 year old nephew and others obviously abseil down the front of the Wesleyan Building shes a fund raiser for the Birmingham Childrens Hospital she loves that kind of thing she doing a trek in the Sahara in november on her birthday🙂then on sunday we went to a Falconry show at Weoley Castle Ruins that was fun🙂the ruins date back to 1120 so obviously not much left of them☹shame really

😈😈 you cheeky beggar 😋 Unlike me, my sister who always speaks her mind

Your car Love lol i treat mine mean keeps them keen 🙂 but i suppose i could try something different one of these days 🙂
Yes but was she !!!!! sometimes we put a brave face on but once were inside we reach straight for a bottle 🙂

My sister survived a ride out with me so I guess I'm coping well! 😈😈😈😈

Beast? We girls are Laaadiess 😀😀😀 Treat us gentley and you'll be surprised how we respond! 😋

Evening Love hows the beast ?? hope you've broke her in slowly to your style of driving ???? lol slllllooooowwwww😉lol actually now i've said that most women who i've sat beside only have one position on the accelerator and thats to the floor lol was asked to go on a test drive with a bloke the other day as my mate wouldn't go because the man was used to driving on the opposite side which i thought would be ok then he turned to me and asked if the brake was the one in the middle lol well i'm still here but isn't the middle the middle in any country ???? lol

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Sorrrrrry Love i meant to type in not of your sack lol🙂

Shame on you FL! 😮😮

Hmmmmmmmmm slip right in empty my sack and slip back out always sounds good to me Love 🙂but i wouldn't feel right you offering the job to me what about Colin ?? i'm sure he would jump at the chance🙂what you say Col could you handle these women???? who are just waiting to have a fondle of your sack 🙂

No! No-one is volunteering ☹ Do you want to pay a fleeting guest visit? 🙂

Neither do i Love 🙂my singing that is 🙂
See the Xmas Bash is looking good well done 🙂should be fun 🙂have you got your Santas sorted yet???

Ha ha ha It's a good job - it's not a pretty sound! :~:~ My singing that is but I don't care! 😋😈

Hey Cheeky i ain't heard you yet lol did i forget to say i always put industrial ear plugs in before i pull off the drive lol🙂

I remember that well! And "words" You'll have to sing to me in person so I'll remember how bad it sounds! lol

Perhaps not !!!! lol

Smash Hits ??? i used to buy that lol its was great i'd buy it and read it of a dinnertime at work🙂Those were the days my friend we thought they would never end oh yes those were the daaaaayyyyyysssss 🙂did you like that Love ???

So many FL! Black Eyed Peas, Michael Buble, Some Mowtown - anything I can remember the words for! lol Being a teenager of the 70's I remember the magazine that used to publish song lyrics we which we all learnt so we could sing a long. Those were the days!!! 😈😈😈😈

I'm forever lost Love lol🙂
I suppose so Love but not for the right reasons !!!!!lol more than half would willing push me off a cliff as soon as look at me lol but what can i say i've probably opened a few peoples eyes that there are alsorts of people out there and we all make the world go round 🙂lol
So whats this cd that you singalong to??? my favourite as to be The Ultimate Dirty Dancing 🙂

With absolutely no sense of direction getting lost is more frustrating than fun for me. You should learn to let go a bit more FL being in control isn't all it's cracked up to be 🙂
No-one on this site could forget you petal! 😉😀

And me Love 🙂but i can also dance abit too as its automatic lol
Never fancied a sat nav don't know whether its the fact i already know my way to Wales or never really liked being told what to do by a woman lol and i also enjoy getting lost 🙂
Yes good idea that way you'ld never forget me !!!!🙂lol

Actually no. I want to dance when I hear that music. Don't think it would go down well whilst Im driving. I like to sing when I'm in the car! :~😮😈😈
Maybe I should call it "FL" as I rarely go anywhere without my sat nav!!! :~😀

Salsa cd i bet ????? to relax your nerves lol
I hope for yoursake it doesn't Love 🙂
I wasn't getting all technical lol but sometimes it helps to have abit more rubber in contact with the road 🙂i'm sure you'll have thought of a name by the end of the week !!!!lol

Panic FL! :~:~😈
After my Rav4 I never thought I would love my mini but as they say time heals all things (well almost!). Don't get all technical on me. I just need to know where to put the petrol, water & CD!!! 😋😈😈😈 I don't think I'll be naming it in a hurry if at all

Awwwwww Love looks like you may have to wait for the cleaners !!!!! 🙂
A Ka Love what processesd you to buy one of those lol the last one i sat in looked like it had alot of Renault switches on the dash enough said lol its never going to handle like the Mini but you do have to break them in slowly abit like you women lol you could try dropping the tyre pressures by a couple of lb that might help🙂joking aside i'm sure you'll learn to love it have you thought of a name for her yet ????🙂

Somethings you can't practice - you just have to go for FL! 😋😀. I'm enjoying dance again. I've been spun, dipped and now lifted but yet to be completely swept off my feet! 🙂

Yes I did and no I didn't! 😈😈 You really do know me too well.
It's a Ford Ka. It's not that it doesn't handle very well but it's very light and sensitive compared to my mini.
Yes all the men in my class passed with flying colours and didn't drop me once! but somehow I think they'll all be a little sore in the upper arms and back department tomorrow! 😈😈😈😈

Thanks Love ☹lol
Lol its a new car Love you didn't think they'ld let you drive it illegally did you ???? i bet you didn't sleep alnight did you ??? lol so come on then spill the beans what is this car that doesn't handle very well just so the rest of us don't buy one🙂lol
Thats what i said last weekend and the one before that lol
What you like lol surely theres a man there that knows how to handle a woman thats all woman and not a bag of bones🙂best to practise in water like on Dirty Dancing ask Turnip where that pool was looked ideal looks like he pulled too lol

OMG today's dance class was embarrassing :~:~:~. Teacher decided to show us lifts!. I apologised to all the men beforehand!! 😈😈😈😈

Housework always needs doing to I'll put it off til next week! :~😀

I'm a woman - I can multi task but then again a man is more than one task all on his own!! :~😋😋😈😈
How can anyone forget yours darling! I did like that yes when it came out. Funnily enough it was on daytime telly last week. Couldn't bring myself to watch it though! Thought I had to go back to the garage this morning so no lie in - there was no tax disc in my car but apparently it has been ordered but could take a week to arrive. The salesman told me it was still OK to drive for a fortnight so I'll just have to remember to keep my eye on it. Will have a little drive around to try and get used to it - doesn't handle as solidly as my mini then I'm dancing again on Sunday.

Yeah but you wouldn't be able to cope with car,party and a man lol🙂
Well another weekend is here and got something on both days so no lye in for me what about you Lov????? off to Aldi to get some leg warmers for your dance routines??so you look the part remember "Fame" i'm going to live forever Baby remember my name,remember my name,remember my name ok thats enough of that never liked the film really lol loved "Flashdance" did you ever see that Love????can you dance like her???she had relationship trouble and i think she was building a car at the same time she did alot of welding lol oh well better make a start on the housework have a great weekend Love caught you later🙂

Yeah story of my life Chuck! :~😈

lol developing a car might be easier Love 🙂

Morning Hun
Nope. I wouldn't be qualified enough Pet. I'm still working on developing a relationship! 😈😈

Morning Love don't know if your interested saw a job advertised at Gaydons research and development centre perhaps a career change 🙂lol

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Don't tell me you've helped design this one Love ?? lol sounds ideal 🙂

Not quite on the tyres though. There is a car shell too 😈😈😈

😈😈😈 wheels with tyres and seats. Amazing isn't it!

Or just wheels ????? lol

Which are round????🙂

As it got black tyres???🙂

It has four wheels and is white! 😈😈😈

Go on give me a little clue 🙂you know you want to cause your all excited 🙂lol

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Ok Love look forward to it 🙂

Don't pick up my new car til Friday. Maybe I'll tell you what it is next week 😀

I do Love 🙂i was going to say Mini but i thought that would be tooooooo obvious but i should of known better as your abit like me i don't adapt to change easily i think we might have abit of austism lol so how does she handle ???? i'll have to put her through her paces one day i remember having a race on one oneday when on holiday just out of St Davids heading north but she was faster on the bends mine rolls abit but faster on the straights 🙂but i let her win before we got toooo risky lol

😈😈😈😈😈 Ooooh so close - you do know me well!! I was very drawn the to fiat 500 convertable but the price tag was too high. I have cheap and chearful almost just got a year old second hand mini convertable but the whole point of changing my car was to be cost effective and not spend too much. I'm slightly regretting my position already! I hate change I don't handle it well.☹

lol all the above and more 🙂
Now my turn lol i'll have three attempts at guessing i think i know you quite well !!!!! by now lol its either a Fiat(fix it again tomorrow)500 convertible,a Vauxhall Adam or an Aston Martin Vantage lol am i close ?????? lol

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Not telling now 🙂lol

Do you put them together?

The monkey wrench?! 😮😈😈😋

Getting close Love guess again🙂lol

surely not a mechanic?

Nooooooo guess again 🙂

Mmmmm. Don't tell me your a car salesman?

Spoilt sport🙂i wouldn't do that Love each to their own i just love winding you up🙂

Not telling. 😋 At least let me drive it for awhile before you slate it! :~😀
My beautiful mini wasn't a pisspot!

It was Love 🙂
Blimey Love you want to try running mine if that little pisspot thing was economical lol actually i was thinking of doing the same but being in the trade its harder because we come to know of all the faults !!!!!! so come on then whats this little arseless sorry bootless wonder you've treated yourself too i could do with a good larf 🙂

Boo boo sold my little baby now have a new economical car - still got a tiny boot though! :~😮😋

Shame it's just my purse feeling light today! :~😈😈. Sarky moi?! Oooh I like Leominster and Radnor Forest. Sounds like a lovely weekend 🙂
Yes just about!. Need to get rid before it starts to get really expensive but I love it so much! :~☹ Next car will have to be more practical ☹

And i hope your expensive weekend hasn't skint you out!!!!!lol
Morning Cheeky it was very nice thank you for asking even if it was in a scarky manner 🙂lol we started of by visiting Croft Castle near Leominster had a guided tour then went for cream teas then loked round the rest of the house then went from there to the Lakes Country House at Garth for tea4two🙂i chose to take the Radnor Forest road never been along it before the views are to die for and we nearly did when i was admiring them for abit toooo long lol but yes a verrrry nice day🙂
Well i hope your poorly car is running on all four cylinders and you are too🙂did you manage any dips and twists yesterday or were you worn out!!!🙂

Hope your busy weekend hasn't worn you out! 😋😀