***** Telegram From The Admiralty *****
SAFETY FIRST PLEASE AT SEA, ON THE ROAD & WALKING
Please note changes to invite especially Friday evening:
For Pirates sailing, wear soft shoes/trainers.
Please bring a bit of picnic stuff/buttie + favorite tipple such as Fizz. G&T's supplied!
5£ is welcome for running costs please pay Purser.
Any insubordination/talk of mutiny will result in court martial chaired by Admiral, Commodore & Commander usually leading to Keel Hauling!
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Willies yuh wil get 153 lashin's fuh asaltin' a parott. we vew this as wurst sin imadgeinabul. prep thy paddin' an'be dammed
Sir Gezzer is this ok, sawn leg off, poked eye out, cut hand off added fetching hook, nicked next doors parrot and sown it on my left shoulder to balance out lack of right lower limb, cant think of much more apart from now I cannot drive up to the lakes ☹.. going now for reconstruction of limbs etc... 🙂
There's room aboard for one female on Sunday night if anybody interested, please email directly🙂
I ava fut prbblem an' dinna tend to wher shoos on wots left
Don't forget to dress as Pirates, even if token gesture🙂