Tax Refunds Available
The only thing that is not taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that
40% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of
the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it
... ... has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective as of February 15th, 2012, your penis will
be taxed according to size. The brackets are
as follows:
>10-12'' Luxury Tax.......£30.00
>8-10'' Privilege Tax.......£15.00
>5-8'' Nuisance Tax.........£3.00
Males exceeding 12'' must file under Capital
Gains.
Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!
***NOTE***
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thanks for tip Scout, I bow to you <img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />
God, I'm totally unmusical....don't know when I should pick or pluck.
Any advice would be greatfully recieved.
Andydav, hear hear, I think that is a fitting final comment.
I'm a fiddler actually and happy to play in any location <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
all men are good pianist scout <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
Very true MG but we're not bragging or infering an untruth <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /> We're just doing what women do - commenting!! <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
Excuse me TMiW.....this thread was placed by you girls:<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />
Not if the acoustics are right Andydav
What is it with men and phallic symbols?<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /> Honesty is always the best policy <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
parking a magnificent grand piano in a small port can be a bit tricky
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Well,if its a shallow bay,big boats cant enter the port,and in a big bay, small boats wont know where to go.....<img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' />
us men know how to keep quiet scout, but when we are quiet you ladies complain about that too.
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Why?
Scout," its not the size of the boat,its the motion of the ocean"<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
I used to just keep quiet, seeing as you ask
I hear the authorities are investigating tax avoidance after a tip off.
Theres nothing like having the facilities to practice a "good deep screw". Talking pool here ladies.
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Mate of mine had a penis extension. His house looks ridiculous.
If I was the tax office I would likely be skint do to all the refunds given out. <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
What !!!!, seriously scout,I think you need to chat to our new mate mike. lol
Obviously, the Jop tax office,my friend, she deals with all money matters on this site <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
Ah thanks for this Jo as I didn't know. Who do I send the £30 to?
i have 12" inches tax office give me a rebate, goat has no bits , tax office gave him a bigger rebate, <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
We mountain goats are sure small in status, just ask TERRENCE <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
I"ve got 4 inches, give me the number for the tax office , please...........
Hilarious!!!!<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
Well I'm off to Barbados then with my refund !!!