One for Lazlo
So went to audition for the local am-dram production of 'Snow White'. They said at six foot I had no chance. I wasn't Happy, (wasn't Grumpy either). Lazlo, over to you.
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sparky: You should have argued that you must be Dopey simply for going to the audition.
It reminds me of this (jump to 0:48 if you don't want to watch the whole clip) 😂:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl1dDOEH-fA
The version of Lazlo's joke that I know ends with 'Then Happy got out, and they were all f*****g Grumpy.' 😇
(The five letters that you choose to fill in the blanks will depend on what sort of mind you've got ...)
🙂Going to miss this.
The same theme, seven dwarves in the bath feeling happy. Then happy got so they all felt grumpy.
Man gets home and tells his wife "I've just bought a theatre". She says "You're having me on". He replied "well you will have to audition like everone else".
